Steven Beaven

"Don't get even, get Beaven."

- Steven Beaven, The Chronicles of Beaven

Steven Beaven is a gnome warrior and infamous degenerate. Originating from a proud lineage of gnome warriors - each of them named Steven Beaven - Beaven's rise to infamy is well catalogued by Azeroth sources. The earliest mention of Steven Beaven in the Azeroth record is from an Orgrimmar newspaper, which documented Beaven's drunken (and nude) attempt to stage a one-gnome coup in the Orcish capital. Since then, Beaven has earned a well-deserved reputation for debauchery, violence, lechery, drunkenness, and general lack of foresight. This goes to some length to explain his numerous incarcerations, the most recent of which was for his attempt to chew Medivh's dick off.

Steven Beaven is known for his incredible sexual appetite. A significant proportion of his many arrests were due to public indeceny, including several (unsuccessful) attempts to start public orgies. Beaven considers Melvil Oldham to be the most desirable man alive, because of course he would.

His name is ancient gnomish for "that guy over there, what's he doing, oh god he's coming right for us, OH GOD HE'S GOING FOR MY EYES". At least, according to Steven Beaven. He may not be a reliable source.

In some areas of Azeroth, Beaven's existence is considered entirely apocryphal. This may be somewhat wishful thinking.